neither: In September when everyone’s hotter and you’re still you
g-oth: have you ever noticed salt shakers? i mean you fill em up every night and where does it all go?
if you ever feel embarrassed over something little...
1612th: adults write icarly The awkward moment when…
me: hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here
police: where are you???????????///
me: at the cemetery
I just noticed something about my last post...
Thighs that don’t touch? …Ew.
itsreneebiatch: Dear girls who put a photo on facebook titled: “No make-up on”. You want a medal or something?
abandonhip: This is relevant today.
A Little 13 Year Old I know...
kittydoby: Facebook Chat: 13 Year old: 10:33pm haha about to go out with this 18 year old :) i know he is to old but Me: But nothing. Thats too fuckin old. If i knew who he was, id call the police. Because he is a pedophile. SMFH. Little girls. And disgusting men. You are 18? THE FUCK, do you want with someone who is 13 years old?! You belong in jail.
Someone just compered 1D to the Beatles.. I can't...
I don't want to hear about your fake problems.
i-hate-teenagers: I’m sick of teenagers making up lies to get attention. They claim that they have a million psychological issues even though they’ve never been diagnosed by a professional. OCD is a serious problem that isn’t extremely common. Just because you like to be organized does not mean you have OCD. Same with ADD. it isn’t something that is self-diagnosed. Stop making up all of these...
Another thing that pisses me off about teenagers
i-hate-teenagers: Why do you have 1 or more Facebook albums devoted to pictures of yourself? Are you really THAT conceited? I have a friend who has two, one is labeled “just me” and another is….well, “mobile uploads”
Don't get me wrong i'm definitely a people...
i-hate-teenagers: I just hate dumb ass teenagers. Not all teenagers, just the dumb ones.
lickthecarpet: I hope kidz bop covers skrillex one day
Don't get confused between my personality and my...
you promised these kids krabby the clown but all i saw was cheapy the cheapskate
RECEIVING A COMPLIMENT
howdoiputthisgently: FROM A HOT GUY: FROM AN UGLY GUY:
ryanlochteing: i will be extremely mad if the aliens don’t look like mark chang from ugopotamia
This is what tumblr has done to us...
World ends: Tumblr error:
Seeing posts on back to school...